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    [FONT='Calibri','sans-serif']Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to
    be married and one a longtime wife, met for drinks after work. The
    conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex
    lives.

    After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in
    some S&M role playing. The following week they met up again to compare
    notes.

    Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the
    end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather
    coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I
    had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and
    stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on
    his desk right then and there!"

    The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When
    my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in
    a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so
    turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our
    wedding date!

    The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning.
    I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at
    Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my
    best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter
    belt , black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with
    a black mask.

    When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote,
    sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner
    [/FONT]
    Tags: husband, married

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    Re: Sex and the married woman

    PMSL....typical! :whip:
    "Although scalar fields are Lorentz scalars, they may transform nontrivially under other symmetries, such as flavour or isospin. For example, the pion is invariant under the restricted Lorentz group, but is an isospin triplet (meaning it transforms like a three component vector under the SU(2) isospin symmetry). Furthermore, it picks up a negative phase under parity inversion, so it transforms nontrivially under the full Lorentz group; such particles are called pseudoscalar rather than scalar. Most mesons are pseudoscalar particles." (finally explained to a captivated Celestine by Professor Brian Cox on Wednesday 27th June 2012 )

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