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the truth about women.....lol

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    The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
    After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...
    >>
    >> 2 men and a woman
    >>
    >> For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
    >> "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter
    >> what the
    >> circumstances.
    >> Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
    >> Kill her!"
    >>
    >> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
    >> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
    >> Take your wife and go home."
    >> The second man was given the same instructions.
    >> He took the gun and went into the room.
    >> All was quiet for about five minutes.
    >> Then the man came out with tears in his eyes.
    >> "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
    >> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
    >> Take your wife and go home."
    >> Finally, it was the woman's turn.
    >> She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
    >> She took the gun and went into the room.
    >> Shots were heard, one shot after another, eight in a row.
    >> They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls.
    >> After a few minutes, all was quiet.
    >> The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
    >> She wiped the sweat from her brow.
    >> "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said.
    >> "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
    >>
    >> Moral: Never put a woman to the test.
    Tags: ears, find, husband, loaded

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    Mwhahahahahaaa I like!

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    For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
    And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

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