The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...
>>
>> 2 men and a woman
>>
>> For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
>> "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter
>> what the
>> circumstances.
>> Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
>> Kill her!"
>>
>> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
>> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
>> Take your wife and go home."
>> The second man was given the same instructions.
>> He took the gun and went into the room.
>> All was quiet for about five minutes.
>> Then the man came out with tears in his eyes.
>> "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
>> Take your wife and go home."
>> Finally, it was the woman's turn.
>> She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
>> She took the gun and went into the room.
>> Shots were heard, one shot after another, eight in a row.
>> They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls.
>> After a few minutes, all was quiet.
>> The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
>> She wiped the sweat from her brow.
>> "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said.
>> "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
>>
>> Moral: Never put a woman to the test.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...
>>
>> 2 men and a woman
>>
>> For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
>> "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter
>> what the
>> circumstances.
>> Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
>> Kill her!"
>>
>> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
>> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
>> Take your wife and go home."
>> The second man was given the same instructions.
>> He took the gun and went into the room.
>> All was quiet for about five minutes.
>> Then the man came out with tears in his eyes.
>> "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
>> Take your wife and go home."
>> Finally, it was the woman's turn.
>> She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
>> She took the gun and went into the room.
>> Shots were heard, one shot after another, eight in a row.
>> They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls.
>> After a few minutes, all was quiet.
>> The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
>> She wiped the sweat from her brow.
>> "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said.
>> "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
>>
>> Moral: Never put a woman to the test.
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