Beagles Meet - Wakey - 22nd September.... a success again.

[enaid]

Re: Beagles Meet - Wakefield - Six Chimneys - 22nd September - Anybody ???

Hod I cant even read half of them let alone say em lol

[Happyolddog]

Re: Beagles Meet - Wakefield - Six Chimneys - 22nd September - Anybody ???

Best I post it in the right place this time. For those going to the wakey meet!

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon


Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate


Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.




Thought this was appropriate for your next meet, have fun:roll:
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[enaid]

Re: Beagles Meet - Wakefield - Six Chimneys - 22nd September - Anybody ???

Well in view of all the opinions that I am some sort of pish pot, I have cancelled my orient express ticket................................
more to follow

[Tempty]

Re: Beagles Meet - Wakefield - Six Chimneys - 22nd September - Anybody ???

don't worry pk she'll have emptied it by the time she get's to the pub anyway pmsl

[Paule]

Re: Beagles Meet - Wakefield - Six Chimneys - 22nd September - Anybody ???

It's called a murder bag where I come from and yes it will be travelling with me pmsl.
I just find it so sad that I am that transparent pmsl

Just make sure the bag isnt transparent or they will kick you out of the pub..lol

[enaid]

Re: Beagles Meet - Wakefield - Six Chimneys - 22nd September - Anybody ???

Oh well, enaid will probably be smuggling rum too

How very dare you incinerating I would do something like that......................
It's called a murder bag where I come from and yes it will be travelling with me pmsl.
I just find it so sad that I am that transparent pmsl

[Amethyst]

Re: Beagles Meet - Wakefield - Six Chimneys - 22nd September - Anybody ???

:jd: :alchie:

[Paule]

Re: Beagles Meet - Wakefield - Six Chimneys - 22nd September - Anybody ???

it'll be a case of hiding a bottle of squash

Oh well, enaid will probably be smuggling rum too

[Tempty]

Re: Beagles Meet - Wakefield - Six Chimneys - 22nd September - Anybody ???

kin ell i hope nastywest pay up then, or it'll be a case of hiding a bottle of squash and asking for jugs of water for my round then...pmsl

[enaid]

Re: Beagles Meet - Wakefield - Six Chimneys - 22nd September - Anybody ???

Bloody hell I may have to cash in me premium bond for this do lol

[iancognito]

Re: Beagles Meet - Wakefield - Six Chimneys - 22nd September - Anybody ???

And a straw or a rolled up tenner?

[Amethyst]

Re: Beagles Meet - Wakefield - Six Chimneys - 22nd September - Anybody ???

mines a coke

[Paule]

Re: Beagles Meet - Wakefield - Six Chimneys - 22nd September - Anybody ???

For whoever is buying the first round

Its a bottle of Magners for the wife, no ice, and a pint of Carling Cold for me.

Thanks,

[Amethyst]

Re: Beagles Meet - Wakefield - Six Chimneys - 22nd September - Anybody ???

Enaid - you can check in from 12 at the stanley

[Amethyst]

Re: Beagles Meet - Wakefield - Six Chimneys - 22nd September - Anybody ???

ahh I'm okay then you'll all be too trashed by the time its my round to notice.........cause I'll be in the loo too by then


love those loos...


Tools will be late, and Cets not coming, so Sim and Tempts - looks like its down to you two