I'm BACK!!! Limerick comp anyone?? lol

[veilside01702]

Nooooooo will be in sanitarium soon......
Or burried after my OH kills me for doing them about her last night......oopppss...

Must......Not.......Write.......Rhyms.....Must.... ...Do.......work......arrrgghhhh!!

[veilside01702]

There once was a dominatrix called Lori,
Who's antix made all the men sorry,
She pulled out her whip,
And started to strip,
For young Matt was her hunted, her quarry!

[veilside01702]

There was a nice lady called Delta,
By txt all the guys thought they'd felt her,
But what they don't know,
Is who made them all grow,
As her hubby does some texts without her!

[enaid]

:d:d:d

[Delta]

I like, gonna have to print that off and put it by my pooter

[Sapphire]

Here's my try:

There once was a big fat garlic worm,
For fun she liked to make people squirm,
Bullying her way through life,
and causing s..t loads of strife
but hey ho she WILL live and learn

sapphire

[Paule]

A consumer site thought it was better by far
Until internal arguments started a war
Some of the users took the hump
From the Ship, they did jump
And set up another site, So Nah Nah