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I'm BACK!!! Limerick comp anyone?? lol

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  • #31
    PMSL If we are voting I vote for that one
    When we love, we always strive to become better than we are.

    When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.

    Paulo Coelho

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    • #32
      Nick, Im locked out of my myspace..... when did you want to meet up?
      When we love, we always strive to become better than we are.

      When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.

      Paulo Coelho

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      • #33
        I set about to claim from banks, and now I have it mastered,
        Along the way I met some friends, mostly who were plastered,
        But we have the last laugh when the bank call us fools
        It says we will fail and will ultimately lose,
        But I've got my money back from you now, you b*****d!
        Crash

        DAY 1: 12/09 - S A R to British Gas
        DAY 114: 03/01 Prelim sent for overpayment refund of £393.06

        24 Days: E2Save Settled in full £70
        59 Days: Barclaycard claim Settled in full £134.39

        162 Days: Halifax Settled in full £1543.80
        179 Days: Barclays1 Settled in full £2450.45 + £447.02 in costs
        254 Days: Barclays 2 Settled in full £1450.91

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        • #34
          It seems to appear,
          Fendy's showing her fear,
          Of flying away,
          For a well earned holiday,
          We'll miss you hunnie,
          Just save us some money!!

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          • #35
            There was a small pixie on here,
            Who loved to drink white wine and beer,
            She started to claim,
            And proportioned the blame,
            Now the banks sit and cower in fear!

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            • #36
              Okies, my turn, my turn.

              There once was a fun guy called veilside
              Whose puns made us laugh till we all cried
              He knew a good gag
              And loved to bash CAG
              And hated the fact that they all lied (CAG I mean of course), lol lol xxx

              SORRY, WAS UBER CRAP THAT. Lol Lol xxxx
              Natwest Round 1 - Won £16,080 after 6 month battle :roll:
              Abbey Round 1 - Won £5,580 after 5 month battle :okay:
              Capital 1 Credit Card - Won £1230 in 2 months
              Capital 1 Cred Card for Hubby - Won £1560 in 2 months :kiss:
              Abbey MBNA Credit Card - Won £2210 in 3 months
              Halifax Credit Card - Won £1680 in 2 months

              THE WAY FORWARD ON THESE CLAIMS, IS TO STAY POSITIVE, FOCUSED AND PATIENT, AND ALWAYS, ALWAYS BELIEVE ITS WORTH THE EFFORT, BECAUSE IT TRULY IS. WHY CHOOSE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE WHEN THERES NOTHING TO LEARN FROM THAT. THINK OF CLAIMING AS A PERSONAL CHALLENGE AND GIVE IT YOUR ALL.

              Now Gunning for
              Natwest round 2
              Abbey Round 2
              Yorkshire Bank round 1
              A further £6000 to come back from above 3 when I win.:roll:

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              • #37
                There once was a girl we called fendy,
                Her body was suitably bendy,
                She started to flop,
                So we told her to stop,
                But It turned out all right in the endy!!

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                • #38
                  There once was a claimer named archer,
                  Who became a protester and marcher,
                  She stood up for her right,
                  And started to fight,
                  Natwest who illegally charge her!!

                  Specially for archer...sorry I missed you off the list.....lol
                  Russ

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                  • #39
                    Can't sleep got too many bloody limericks in me head.....
                    Damn Nick and his thread.....lol
                    Now I got one for gobby.....lol

                    There was a young lady named rose,
                    When she had sex, it just curled up her toes,
                    After more painful nights,
                    She twigged it's her tights,
                    And changed to crotchless........panty hoes!

                    AAARRGGHHH.....I don't know what is worse....the headaches or the rhyms.....lol

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by veilside01702 View Post
                      !

                      AAARRGGHHH.....I don't know what is worse....the headaches or the rhyms.....lol
                      Or the headaches we all get from your rhymes..LOL

                      Keep em up,

                      PKea

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                      • #41
                        There once was a welsh lass named mia,
                        This site was just so pleased to see her,
                        All her claims were denied,
                        She faught the banks with great pride,
                        And won in less than a year!!

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                        • #42
                          One day enaid had enough,
                          The finances were getting quite tough,
                          She started her claim,
                          And proved who's to blame,
                          And made Cobbetts day's very rough!!

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                          • #43
                            We all know luggers usually at sea,
                            But we know where he'd rather be,
                            On his horse he will ride,
                            Now he's too old inside,
                            Oh is that slap just for me!

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                            • #44
                              You're all certifiable!

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                              • #45
                                You betta not miss anyone out Russ, you how upset peeps get when you forget em!!!!!!!!
                                P.S they are getting better, you'll be writing a book of limericks next

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