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I was walking down the street when I was accosted
by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless
woman who asked me for a couple of pounds for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten pounds and asked,
'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it
instead of dinner?'
'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it
instead of dinner?'
'No I had to stop drinking years ago,' the homeless
woman told me.
woman told me.
'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.
'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'
'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.
'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. '
I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'
'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'
The homeless Woman was shocked.. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'
I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'
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