Motorway Problem

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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'

'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, David Miliband and Jack Straw. They're asking for a £10 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'

'Most people are giving about a gallon.'

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Re: Motorway Problem

PMSL

A gallon is a little tight IMO, here would be my contribution making it`s way up the hard shoulder. Well.........it would be if I wouldn`t need to take out a third mortgage to cover the cost of the bloody stuff.