Traffic wardens funeral

[swifty]

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a traffic wardens funeral, a voice from inside scream, "I'm not dead, let me out!"

The vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters "Too late pal, the paperworks already done"

[bluebottle]

Re: Traffic wardens funeral

Good thing it wasn't a cremation! Lol!

[swifty]

Re: Traffic wardens funeral

He couldn't get out cause he was boxed in!





I'll get my coat.................

[bluebottle]

Re: Traffic wardens funeral

I think he had a bad fit of coffin'.