Couple driving home and run over a Badger, they get out and find it's still breathing but freezing cold.
Husband says "Put it between your legs to warm it up", wife replies "But it's all wet and it stinks", he says "Well hold the Badgers nose then!"
Husband says "Put it between your legs to warm it up", wife replies "But it's all wet and it stinks", he says "Well hold the Badgers nose then!"