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Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they
had given their new wives duties to perform.
Terry had married a woman from America , and bragged
that
he had told his new wife to do all the dishes and
house cleaning in the
house. He said it took a couple of days but on the
third day he came home to a clean house and all the
dishes were cleaned and put away.
James had married a woman from Australia and he
bragged
that he had given his new wife orders to do all the
cleaning, dishes and
the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see
any results, but
the next day it was better and by the third day his
house was clean, the
dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.
The third man said the he had married a Yorkshire
girl.
He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do
were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every
day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything, but by the third
day most of the swelling had gone down and he could
see a little bit out of his left eye. Enough to fix
himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a
landscaper.
Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they
had given their new wives duties to perform.
Terry had married a woman from America , and bragged
that
he had told his new wife to do all the dishes and
house cleaning in the
house. He said it took a couple of days but on the
third day he came home to a clean house and all the
dishes were cleaned and put away.
James had married a woman from Australia and he
bragged
that he had given his new wife orders to do all the
cleaning, dishes and
the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see
any results, but
the next day it was better and by the third day his
house was clean, the
dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.
The third man said the he had married a Yorkshire
girl.
He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do
were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every
day. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything, but by the third
day most of the swelling had gone down and he could
see a little bit out of his left eye. Enough to fix
himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a
landscaper.
