Tweet
We at the Labour party are pleased that the Crown Prosecution Service has decided that after the 16 month 'cash for honours' investigation by police, that there is no case to answer.
The Labour party has justifiably been completely exonerated and cleared of any connection between the awarding of honours and donations our party recieves.
To celebrate this historic endorsement of political probity the Labour government are pleased to announce a half price
Membership of house of lords - was £1M, now £500, 000
Buy now while stocks last! And before the Lords becomes an elected chamber !
Become a 'Sir' - was £500,000, now £250,000
As used by Tony Blair's holiday chum, Sir Cliff Richard !
OBE's (assorted) - was £100.000, now £50,000
Cash only please
Buy one get one free!
Become a lord and we'll throw in a Ladyship for the missus absolutely free !
Become a minister in Gordon's new cabinet - Special purchase - £5m
Rub shoulders with senior ministers. Share a spliff round the cabinet table with Harriet Harmon, Jacqui Smith and Alistair Darling while formulating government policy !
For all enquiries please call Lord ''the fixer'' Levy on his mobile. Calls charged at £300 a minute
The Labour party has justifiably been completely exonerated and cleared of any connection between the awarding of honours and donations our party recieves.
To celebrate this historic endorsement of political probity the Labour government are pleased to announce a half price
PEERAGE SALE !
Membership of house of lords - was £1M, now £500, 000
Buy now while stocks last! And before the Lords becomes an elected chamber !
Become a 'Sir' - was £500,000, now £250,000
As used by Tony Blair's holiday chum, Sir Cliff Richard !
OBE's (assorted) - was £100.000, now £50,000
Cash only please
Buy one get one free!
Become a lord and we'll throw in a Ladyship for the missus absolutely free !
Become a minister in Gordon's new cabinet - Special purchase - £5m
Rub shoulders with senior ministers. Share a spliff round the cabinet table with Harriet Harmon, Jacqui Smith and Alistair Darling while formulating government policy !
For all enquiries please call Lord ''the fixer'' Levy on his mobile. Calls charged at £300 a minute
