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03005550285 // 0300 555 0285 TV Licencing Other

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  • #31
    Thanks for finally talking about >03005550285 // 0300 555 0285 TV Licencing Other - LegalBeagles Forum

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    • #32


      Customer:
      Morning

      Waitress:
      Morning

      Customer:
      What have you got?

      Waitress:
      Well, there's egg and bacon
      Egg sausage and bacon
      Egg and spam
      Egg, bacon and spam
      Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
      Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
      Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
      Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
      Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
      Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam

      (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

      Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce
      Served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines
      Garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam
      Wife:
      Have you got anything without spam?

      Waitress:
      Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
      That's not got much spam in it

      Wife:
      I don't want any spam!

      Customer:
      Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

      Wife:
      That's got spam in it!

      Customer:
      Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

      (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

      Wife:
      Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

      Waitress:
      Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
      Wife:
      What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

      (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

      Waitress (to choir):
      Shut up!

      (Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

      Waitress:
      Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
      You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam

      Wife:
      I don't like spam!

      Customer:
      Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it
      I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans
      Spam, spam, spam, and spam!

      (Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

      Waitress:
      Shut Up!! Baked beans are off






      Customer:
      Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

      Waitress:
      You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam
      Spam and spam?

      Choir (intervening):
      Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
      Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
      Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam
      Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
      Spam spam spam spam!

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      • #33
        Why does this site get so many idiots from the USA trying to post? Have they not got enough trouble with trump?

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