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'Cash For Honours' SALE !

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  • 'Cash For Honours' SALE !

    We at the Labour party are pleased that the Crown Prosecution Service has decided that after the 16 month 'cash for honours' investigation by police, that there is no case to answer.


    The Labour party has justifiably been completely exonerated and cleared of any connection between the awarding of honours and donations our party recieves.



    To celebrate this historic endorsement of political probity the Labour government are pleased to announce a half price




    PEERAGE SALE !





    Membership of house of lords - was £1M, now £500, 000
    Buy now while stocks last! And before the Lords becomes an elected chamber !

    Become a 'Sir' - was £500,000, now £250,000
    As used by Tony Blair's holiday chum, Sir Cliff Richard !

    OBE's (assorted) - was £100.000, now £50,000
    Cash only please

    Buy one get one free!
    Become a lord and we'll throw in a Ladyship for the missus absolutely free !

    Become a minister in Gordon's new cabinet - Special purchase - £5m
    Rub shoulders with senior ministers. Share a spliff round the cabinet table with Harriet Harmon, Jacqui Smith and Alistair Darling while formulating government policy !

    For all enquiries please call Lord ''the fixer'' Levy on his mobile. Calls charged at £300 a minute

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