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The First Marriage - Ever

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  • The First Marriage - Ever

    -----THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS------------

    Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

    So God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
    Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to, so God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

    He said,
    "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you."

    "She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!"

    "She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them."

    "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."


    Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

    God replied, "An arm and a leg."

    Then Adam asked, "OK, what can I get for a rib?"

    The rest, of course, is history......................
    Last edited by Kafka; 8th July 2007, 16:37:PM.
    Tags: cook, marriage

  • #2
    roflmao!
    "Although scalar fields are Lorentz scalars, they may transform nontrivially under other symmetries, such as flavour or isospin. For example, the pion is invariant under the restricted Lorentz group, but is an isospin triplet (meaning it transforms like a three component vector under the SU(2) isospin symmetry). Furthermore, it picks up a negative phase under parity inversion, so it transforms nontrivially under the full Lorentz group; such particles are called pseudoscalar rather than scalar. Most mesons are pseudoscalar particles." (finally explained to a captivated Celestine by Professor Brian Cox on Wednesday 27th June 2012 )

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    • #3
      PMSL
      hehe very good

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      • #4
        Absolutely brill!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        ROFLMAO
        And soooooooooooooo right

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